1)They can work hard
2)Their boobs are real
3)They don’t mind gettin dirty
4)They make great mothers
5)They stay faithful
6)They love the outdoors
7)Daisy dukes and boots are sexy
8)They can ride hard
9)Your girl can double as your hunting partner
10)Sex in the woods is way better
This is Caleb Tinsman. Last night, he was stepped on by a bull at bull riding and sadly did not make it out of surgery.
Asking for all my followers to say a little prayer for the Tinsman family from Farmland, Indiana.
As he settles down inside the chute,
He feels a rush through his veins.
He’s doing what he loves,
Although some may say he’s insane.
He holds on tightly to his rope,
And nods so they open the gate.
The bull comes out with force,
And the ride is now up to fate.
It’s a competition between rider and bull,
And tonight its the bull who who has won.
The rider is not only a boy,
He’s a brother, an uncle, a friend, and a son.
His life on Earth may be over,
But his life in Heaven has just begun.
This cowboy will never will be forgotten,
His memory will always live on.
“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”